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9. The Human Centipede
Every day when I get up I get the bus from the same stop I walk along the same road But yesterday as I walked home I saw him stood there small and unsafe I should have left him to his fate I thought...
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8. Social Disease
Nice manners and well spoken the middle class raised me well but if I'm damned as a godless faggot at least I'm already in hell At school they said to me"Contribute to society, make money and thrive"...
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7. 3 Women
Do you remember that time when I called to say I never wanted to see you again? Of course you don’t remember cos it was 2am You’d been sleeping with your phone off since half past ten Do you remember...
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6. Free Mixtape
If we sleep together you get a free mixtape Some people even get more than one free mixtape If we sleep together then we could role-play rape Some people even get to do that more than once If we sleep...
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5. Bad Facebook Day
Don’t turn on the computer again It’s not worth it my friend You know your inbox is still empty And Facebook will just make you angry Find something better to do Find someone to screw Go shoplift some...
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4. Catholic
The Catholic in me says, "I don’t deserve to be happy" Then she removes her fingers and she beats me black and blue And she says, "Hold still," and that’s exactly what I do Get down on my knees and I’m...
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3. Jon's a Pity
The man who tried to make me moisturise to tighten up the skin around the eyes it's been six weeks and I still smell of smoke his brand of cigarette sticks in my throat But there’s another hundred...
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2. Poof With a Dark Heart
It doesn’t matter how good you’ve been You’re gonna die alone But not until you’ve been let down By everyone that you’ve known It doesn’t matter if you say sorry Or if you say nothing at all Every...
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1. It Gets Worse
This film is for you I’ve been sent from the past From the days you used to cry your eyes out And sniff poppers in the bath Now some dumb fuck’s gonna say It gets better as you get older They’re just...
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